Chorteism

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Hi! You've either come to this website because you're interested in being a Chortaholic (yes, that's really what they're called but you could also call yourself a chorteist), you've hired a monkey to type random letters into Google, or you somehow discovered Chorteism. Wait, wouldn't that describe the first two? Oh, never mind. You're probably still waiting to be told what Chorteism even is. Chorteism is basically where you worship the religion you're already worshipping, but you get a whole bunch of extra holidays. Thirteen of them.








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